Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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