So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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