how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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