I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's shark week go big or go home
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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