Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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