you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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