I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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