Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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