It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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