Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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