I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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