some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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