Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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