I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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