Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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