Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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