He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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