doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
worst night to have a conscience
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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