Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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