Kiss
Puke
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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