shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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