How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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