Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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