I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
handjob tips. give me some.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
