did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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