you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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