You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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