He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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