5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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