Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
