You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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