So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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