You just made me feel so damn special
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Randomize
