You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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