I bet he comes in French.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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