she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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