I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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