I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
