But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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