It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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