i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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