Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Your tits are I can't wait for
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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