you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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