okay pat passed out under dana's car
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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