omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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