Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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