Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The best revenge is premature balding
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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