It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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