Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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