I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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