I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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