we're blogging at a bar
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you win again, gameday.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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