yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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