Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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