I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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